The weenie test
Three third graders from Tenneessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a
Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that
they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie,' he says.
'Okay.' They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
'That's nothing,' says the Irish kid. He whips his out
and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only
the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's
mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science
project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then
during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the
'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.
'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our
weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a
Redneck. Is that true, Mom?'
Mom replies, 'No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one'.