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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-24-2009, 06:14 AM Thread Starter
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Why parents drink:

Why parents drink:

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not
approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
You’re Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card. It's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-24-2009, 10:01 AM
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Reposts make me drink.
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-24-2009, 10:05 AM
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I like it.
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pretty good
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LOL, now that's pretty funny

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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-26-2009, 12:26 AM
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that one made me giggle

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Never seen it before. Good stuff!
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hahaha that shit is funny.
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-26-2009, 02:33 PM
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I actually pulled that shit on my old man once. Not that detailed, but it was easier to break other news to him.
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-27-2009, 10:22 PM
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that was good.

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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 02-28-2009, 03:32 AM
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Thats old, I don't remember the first time I heard it, but it had to be at least 5-6 years ago. Still pretty funny.

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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-03-2009, 06:22 AM
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Reposts make me drink.
When you claim "reposts" that's a repost....

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