A Grandmothers Advice - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-20-2009, 08:20 AM Thread Starter
Lifer
 
12SecondT-Bird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Inside the Talamasca
Posts: 1,473
A Grandmothers Advice

A nice old story that will make you appreciate family.

My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk...


Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the
crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13. We were
sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for
the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.


She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own
family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry a
woman with small hands.'


'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Texas voice.
'Makes your dick look bigger.'
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


DeWayne
12SecondT-Bird is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-20-2009, 04:03 PM
Doing things the lazy way
 
bonnie&clyde's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Oak Cliff
Posts: 3,486
damn looks like im screwed
bonnie&clyde is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-20-2009, 04:08 PM
Lifer
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 1,915
<~~~ Small hands
Spec5alive is offline  
 
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2009, 12:38 PM
Lifer
 
01svtboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Turbo 5.4 is a thief.
Posts: 1,847
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spec5alive View Post
<~~~ Small hands
how you doin?

http://banamex.mybrute.com

01 silver lightning
FOR SALE
* Lightning supercharger set up.*$800
-supercharger, intake manifold, intercooler, fuel rails, and 7 42lb injectors. plus misc.. parts
*4.6/5.4 Cobra water pump $60
*4R100 with 36k miles $800
Turbo 5.4 is a thief
01svtboy is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-21-2009, 12:44 PM
Full tilt boogie !!
 
Txstang1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: out yonder way
Posts: 10,208
likes that why I have always like petite women

**SKAGG NASTY** Just another 9 second street car.


Txstang1 is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-22-2009, 11:21 AM
Professional Driver
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Closed Course
Posts: 6,665
Quote:
Originally Posted by 01svtboy View Post
how you doin?
damn it, that's my line!
71chevellejohn is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome