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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-13-2009, 10:49 AM Thread Starter
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his

devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and

determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about

ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the

newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the

other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and

when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,

figuring it would be safer to have him around the house

than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in

long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was

doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,

'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks

great. You should go into town and kick up your heels'.

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one

Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he

didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering

the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the

fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse

and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she

directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked,

ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed

each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now

take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly

watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and

dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my

clothes into town again, you're fired.'

(P.S. I didn't see it coming, either.)
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-13-2009, 11:25 AM
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lol nope- didnt see that coming

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saw it coming cause i've heard it before.

That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-14-2009, 03:38 PM
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pretty good, never heard it before.

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

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