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Damn Cajuns...

Or, why i love Louisiana;




Gabriel came to the Lord and said, 'I have to talk to you. I have some Cajuns, up here in Heaven, who are causing some problems. They are swinging on The Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce is all over their robes! Ham hocks, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds! They have eaten almost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair.'


The Lord said, 'I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns.'

The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? Dang, hold on!'

The Devil returned to the phone and said, 'Hello, God, what can I do for you?'

God replied, 'Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there with the Cajuns you have there.'

The Devil said, 'Wait one minute,' and puts the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, 'Okay, I'm back. What was the question?'

God asked again, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?'

The Devil said, 'Man, I don't believe this...Hold on, God.'

This time, the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, 'I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonasses have done put out the fire, and are holding a benefit Crawfish and Shrimp boil to install air conditioning!!'

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-12-2009, 03:56 PM
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lol

That's a fitzwell joke if I ever heard one.
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lol

That's a fitzwell joke if I ever heard one.
LMAO, yes it is.

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I've heard it but w/ Texans in place of Cajuns, good one nonetheless.





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