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What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.


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Its not a racial/ethnic joke.

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ah... dead baby jokes...


what's worse than a pile of dead babies?


a live on trying to eat its way out...


what's worse than that?



he made it
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what's pink and bounces off walls?

a dead baby
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what's pink and silver and bounces off walls?

a dead baby with forks in its eyes
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What's the difference between a trash sack full of dead babies and Cobra?



















I don't have a Cobra in my garage.

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How do you load babies into the back of a track?

Pitchfork.

What's pink and blue and is at the bottom of your swimming pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What worse than 10 babies in a trash bag?

10 trash bags in a baby.
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post #10 of 29 (permalink) Old 02-10-2009, 01:27 PM
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what's white and goes up and down in a babies crib??



A pedophiles ass

what face did the baby make when i put it in the blender?



I dunno I was too busy masturbating


how do you make a little boy cry twice?...

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how do you make a little boy cry twice?...


I've created a monster.

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how do you make a little boy cry twice?...
Whipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear when you're done.

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Whats red, bubbles and scratches at the door?



A baby in the microwave

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what is funner then throwing a baby at a ceiling fan?

Hitting it with a baseball bat.

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Taking the diaper off.

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Um whoa.... :slowly backs out of thread:
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What's the diffrence between jumping on a baby and a trampoline?


You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline

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How do you keep a baby from falling down a man hole?

Stick a javelin through it's head

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadillac?



I don't have a cadillac in my garage!

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What's worse than Finding 10 babies in a trash can?

Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans.





For the record, this thread is as bad as 2 boys fucking 1 boy.
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?





Because it was chained to the bumper..

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how do you make a dead baby float????














.... glass of rootbeer, scoop of ice cream , and 2 scoops dead baby!!
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how do you make a dead baby float????
Pull your foot off the back of it's head. I like chocolate syrup on my dead baby float

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