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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-01-2009, 11:38 PM
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A divorcee in her early forties was sitting at a bar one
night when she noticed a young, attractive black man just
a few stools away. She’d never experienced for herself if
the stories about black men were true, so she took the op-
portunity to buy the young stud a drink.

One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going
back to the divorcee’s apartment. Once there, the woman
stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-
hither look, and whispered,

“OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. Show me what young
black men do best.”

So he beat her up and stole her stereo
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-01-2009, 11:54 PM
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LOL! i literally laughed out loud.

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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-01-2009, 11:56 PM
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I laughed too. It was funny and I totally didn't see that one coming. Just out of curiosity, does this fall into that "sticky" category about racial/ethnic jokes?

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I laughed too. It was funny and I totally didn't see that one coming. Just out of curiosity, does this fall into that "sticky" category about racial/ethnic jokes?
i did not find it offensive, and no where did i see any racial remarks or slurs,so i would not think so.

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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-02-2009, 12:03 AM
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i did not find it offensive, and no where did i see any racial remarks or slurs,so i would not think so.
cool!

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-02-2009, 06:59 PM
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LOL!!! and I didnt find it offensive.

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-02-2009, 07:29 PM
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-02-2009, 09:16 PM
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awesome, true but funny

its still "we the people"right?

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-03-2009, 11:35 AM
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-03-2009, 12:10 PM
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-03-2009, 01:30 PM
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For some reason i was thinking this was another osama joke... Was funny though none the less

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 02-03-2009, 02:07 PM
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