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Magic sex

A guy asked a girl..."have you ever had magic sex?"
The girl replied "No, how do you do that??"
He said "We fuck, then you disappear" Tada bitch!

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 12:35 AM
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 02:51 AM
 
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A guy asked a girl..."have you ever had magic sex?"
The girl replied "No, how do you do that??"
He said "We fuck, then you disappear" Tada bitch!
funny shit.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 06:28 AM
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 11:48 AM
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-27-2009, 11:49 AM
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For some reason I pictured Dave Chappelle saying "TADA BITCH" in my mind.

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-28-2009, 09:35 PM
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I don't know if the joke or Sassys reaction is funnier...
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lmao the tada bitch made it all the better
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 02-06-2009, 04:23 PM
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Guessing this trick has been played on you?
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