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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2009, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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Fun in Alaska

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets

groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and

a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles

up the road. Having a Christmas partyFriday

night. Thought you might like to come at

about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out

here I'm ready to meet some local folks

Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.

Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years

in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .

I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom,

warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for

six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way,

what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-20-2009, 06:54 PM
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-21-2009, 11:05 AM
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-21-2009, 01:24 PM Thread Starter
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Is it just me, or as you are reading it you can hear a Karl Childers-esq (Slingblade) voice from Cliff?


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