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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 12:34 AM Thread Starter
 
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a man with a problem

alright theres a man at work, hes sitting at his desk when all of his friends from work walk up.
they say to him
"you goin to the bar tonight"
no i cant the man replied
well why not, they ask
he explains his mother inlaw is coming into town and shell be there tonight.
so they thought for a second, and one guy says
well alls u have to do is when u get home just stomp up the stairs, slam open the bedroom door and just give to her, make sure it the best sex both of u have had....
well its 3:00 in the morning hes extremely drunk, he just stumbles up the stairs falls through the bedroom door and just gives it to her... he wakes up the next morning and stumbles out of bed and slams the door open and starts walking down the halway, to his supprise his wife is standing outside of the spair bedroom door and says were have you been all night and be quiet my moms in our room sleeping she said that the bed in here was hurting her back....
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 12:57 AM
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alright theres a man at work, hes sitting at his desk when all of his friends from work walk up.
they say to him
"you goin to the bar tonight"
no i cant the man replied
well why not, they ask
he explains his mother inlaw is coming into town and shell be there tonight.
so they thought for a second, and one guy says
well alls u have to do is when u get home just stomp up the stairs, slam open the bedroom door and just give to her, make sure it the best sex both of u have had....
well its 3:00 in the morning hes extremely drunk, he just stumbles up the stairs falls through the bedroom door and just gives it to her... he wakes up the next morning and stumbles out of bed and slams the door open and starts walking down the halway, to his supprise his wife is standing outside of the spair bedroom door and says were have you been all night and be quiet my moms in our room sleeping she said that the bed in here was hurting her back....
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 03:53 AM Thread Starter
 
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this guy has some problems, haha fail....... my heart is broken
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 07:45 AM
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There might have been a decent joke somewhere under that pile of fail.
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Damn. That could be a contender for the all time worst delivery of a joke...
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 04:11 PM
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His 1st post=fail
i wonder how he will enlighten the rest of the board

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His 1st post=fail
i wonder how he will enlighten the rest of the board

He won't.
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 01-19-2009, 10:24 PM
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