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Bobs Small Problem

Bob goes to a new doctor and asks the Dr. if he has ever laughed at a patient.

The Doctor replied 'Of course I don't laugh at my patients, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to get to his feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?'

Bob replied, 'It's swollen.'

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Are you sure this is a joke and not some personal story of your own?

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Yeah, you got me. Damn.

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