Punk Ass Newbie
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Fort Worth Tejas
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a
television watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. Both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a Goal Post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get Four Quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!