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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-08-2009, 10:38 AM Thread Starter
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a
television watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. Both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a Goal Post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get Four Quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2009, 07:36 PM
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lmao, this is so true
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2009, 07:56 PM
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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a
television watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A. Both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a Goal Post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A. Old


Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get Four Quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.


Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a Possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
fuck you and your first post!!!! the cowboys have 5 superbowl rings(tied with the best nfl recond)... they are just in a little slump.. they will win a playoff game soon

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I was expecting to come in here with just "Dallas Cowboys" posted and nothing more.

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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-09-2009, 10:48 PM
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fuck you and your first post!!!! the cowboys have 5 superbowl rings(tied with the best nfl recond)... they are just in a little slump.. they will win a playoff game soon
Yeah right.
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Yeah right.
nothing wrong with being optimistic

it might be quite the opposite on being in a LITTLE slump though

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-12-2009, 08:57 AM Thread Starter
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fuck you and your first post!!!! the cowboys have 5 superbowl rings(tied with the best nfl recond)... they are just in a little slump.. they will win a playoff game soon

Sorry I have a Life and dont have the time to make 8000 posts. You little bitch.
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LMAO, great stuff

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Sorry I have a Life and dont have the time to make 8000 posts. You little bitch.
oh shit i forsee another internet badass approaching lol

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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-12-2009, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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Get a Life Stephen.
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-12-2009, 11:11 AM
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Great first post, now


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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-12-2009, 01:53 PM
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Wow i love the cowboys but damn this is a excellent post. Oh so true!
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-16-2009, 08:48 AM
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quit hating on my cowboys

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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-16-2009, 10:16 AM
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<insert the team you hate here> jokes are so funny!

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