Everything a girl needs to know... from Star Wars *Blake & Levi Warning*
*Be careful who you kiss -- you never know when they could turn out to be your brother.
*Always wear lots of lip gloss.
*Be prepared to save your own skin if two men are doing the rescuing. Chances are they'll cut off your only escape route and you'll have to jump into the nearest garbage chute (not good for your senatorial gown).
*Do not discuss things in a committee.
*Always have a new outfit for every occasion.
*Every hairstyle should resemble a pastry.
*Be wary of men with double-bladed lightsabers.
*Even if you are a Queen, there will always be some man trying to tell you what to do.
*Size matters not.
*Remember: You're a princess. You're brother is only a farmer.
*Never say "I'd rather kiss a Wookie". You never know when one might be nearby.
*You can out-shoot and out-maneuver any man you know in the Rebellion that you *lead...but be sure to scream and run when you see a Mynock.
*Lando's not a system. He's a man.
*Never trust a guy who greets you with "Well, well, well. What have we here?"
*Always fly directly into an asteroid field to lose pesky Imperials.
*Kissing your brother is a sure way to make another man jealous.
*Invest in strong styling products for those demanding and complicated hairstyles.
*The size and style of your hair is directly proportional to your rank as royalty and your attitude. The larger and more exotic your hair is, the more attitude you have and the higher on the ranking as royalty. To be a queen you must have extraordinarily big hair. To be a princess you can settle for the danish on each ear look.
*Note foul stenches, they usually indicate disaster.
*If your promotion is the result of a long distance choking, resign.
*Negotiations are short.
*When you're not sure whether you're going to kill someone or like them, chances are, you're in love.
*When someone you want kisses you, run away.
*Always have a metal Bikini on hand when visiting a slug.
*When in doubt, Obi-Wan IS your only hope
*It never hurts to know how to use a blaster, especially when being rescued by a wookie and a scruffy looking nerf-herder.
*Be sure to have a spare blaster hidden away somewhere on your throne. You will never know when you'll have to threaten a Viceroy.
*Faith in your friends is only a weakness if you're one of the bad guys.
*You can always trust a Jedi who's from the United Kingdom.
*No matter how cute they are, hanging around with guys who are strong in the ways of the Force will eventually lead to trouble from all corners of the galaxy.
*Being "Daddy's Girl" is not always a good thing, especially when he's a member of the Dark Side.
*When asked where the Rebel Base is, no matter how you answer it's a lose lose situation.
*White Nail Polish goes with every Royal Gown.
*If a stormtrooper looks too short to be a stormtrooper, he probably isn't one.
*Equal-rights for women disappeared right along with the Old Republic.
*Nothing sucks more than having a guy prematurely fire his torpedos before he gets to your exhaust port.
*At full throttle, Luke CAN pull out in time.
*Never go near a man with horns on his head and a double-bladed lightsabre who's got an obsession with facial tatoos. He's bound to be trouble.
*Never trust the guys wearing black leather.
*Watch out, there could be people coming through your south entrance.
*Always bring a droid with you. If you encounter alien species who think the droid is a god but think you are dinner, it could save your life.
*There's ALWAYS a bigger hairdo.
*Your apologies may be accepted...but you might not live to see it.
*If you see a evil looking emperor raise his fingers at you .... RUN!
Well that is all for now, I hope that this list will help those who are having trouble in the harsh galaxy.
Stolen from the internet.