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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 08:03 AM Thread Starter
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two guys at lowes

Two guys at Lowes
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> Two guys, one an old timer and one young, are pushing their carts
around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
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> The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
>
> The young guy says, "That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
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> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"
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> The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, blonde hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a
halter top with/no bra. What does you wife look like?"
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> The old timer says....."Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."
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> Most older folks are real helpful like that . . .







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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 10:02 AM
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LOL sounds EXACTLY like how my grandpa was

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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 11:46 AM
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 03:33 PM
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that was a really good one
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 04:24 PM
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haha that was good

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 09:59 PM
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LMAO, I'm so telling that to people at work tomorrow

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-15-2008, 10:06 PM
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I saw that in a street rod mag at my dad's tonight ,funny ...

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-17-2008, 08:33 AM
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i swear that old guy was my great grand pa

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 09:30 AM
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lol, nice......

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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 10:25 AM
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thats good
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 10:32 AM
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Sounds like a cool old fart.

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 07:51 PM
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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-18-2008, 09:20 PM
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