Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Somewhere in the past
two guys at lowes
Two guys at Lowes
> Two guys, one an old timer and one young, are pushing their carts
around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
> The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
> The young guy says, "That's OK It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
> The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"
> The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, blonde hair, big blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, and a
halter top with/no bra. What does you wife look like?"
> The old timer says....."Doesn't matter - let's look for yours."
> Most older folks are real helpful like that . . .