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BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US ranked 4th after determining the Big-12 championship game
participants the BCS computers were put to work on other
major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the
winner of World War II.
"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with
the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,
Belgium and the Netherlands.
Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering
their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of
Schedule-- our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."
Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS
commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and
Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by
head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single,
German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
enhance Germany's rankings.
Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final
day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and
demanded the application of additional forces."
The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
ranking they only fell to #2."
Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
Wag more, Bark less.