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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 12-01-2008, 11:53 AM Thread Starter
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Two Atoms...

Two atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I lost an electron today."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

First one says, "Yes, I'm positive."
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You didn't get it.
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Two atoms walk into a bar.

One says, "I lost an electron today."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

First one says, "Yes, I'm positive."
"not just positive, but HIV positve",<-south park refrence

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ok i put it together real quic
so...
these 2 gay guys walked outa a store and one said "fuck they kept my change" are you positive? "I'm not just positive I'm HIV positive"

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That's pretty decent. Have to see if my 11 year old laughs...
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ok i put it together real quic
so...
these 2 gay guys walked outa a store and one said "fuck they kept my change" are you positive? "I'm not just positive I'm HIV positive"
The quote is: I'm not just SURE, I'm hiv positive.

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that was so bad I laughed.
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A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender looks at him and says , "For you, no charge."






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One more...

A mathematician and a biologist go to visit their friend, a physicist, and are sitting on the physicists front porch, just talking. After a while, they see two people walk into the house across the street. Time passes, and three people leave the house.

The biologist says, "They must have reproduced."

The physicist says, "We must've taken an inaccurate measurement."

The mathematician says, "If one more person goes into that house, it'll be empty!"


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LMFAO @ the mathematician!


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LMFAO @ the mathematician!
I'll be here all week, folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress.


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Making Heisenberg proud...

LMAO. Fuck, it's a shame that this brilliance is getting buried, but knowing the crowd here it would be deemed unworthy of it's own thread.


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HUPFTW

I had always heard it said that Heisemburg was once pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if he knew how fast he was going.

"Nope, but I know where I am."


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Chuck Norris knows both his position and his velocity.
LMFAO! 1 of 2 principles/lessons/facts I got out of physics my freshman year in high school.
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HUPFTW

I had always heard it said that Heisemburg was once pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if he knew how fast he was going.

"Nope, but I know where I am."
Good shit!
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A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Lame.


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Does light have mass?


Of course not. It's not even Catholic.










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