this was emailed to me thought it was funny as hell...
De Night Befo Crizzmus
> Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
> everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' good.
> We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
> dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our check.
> All of da family, was ly'in on the flo',
> my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brutha wif some hoe.
> Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
> when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da
> I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,
> I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
> But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
> dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
> Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
> but it looks like us brutha's, got a black un' tonight.
> Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
> and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
> On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
> On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
> Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
> I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.
> Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,
> an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis
> He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
> Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
> But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
> He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
> Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
> I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
> He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
> and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".
> So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
> 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!
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