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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-27-2008, 10:55 AM Thread Starter
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Obama Xmas...

this was emailed to me thought it was funny as hell...

De Night Befo Crizzmus


> Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,

> everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' good.

> We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,

> dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our check.


> All of da family, was ly'in on the flo',

> my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brutha wif some hoe.

> Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all

> when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da



> I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see,

> I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.

> But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".

> dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.


> Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,

> but it looks like us brutha's, got a black un' tonight.

> Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,

> and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.


> On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who

> On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

> Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,

> I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!.


> Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,

> an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis


> He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?

> Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.


> But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.

> He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

> Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,

> I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.


> He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,

> and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch".

> So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,

> 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!

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that has to be the funniest pic yet

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thats some funny shit
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