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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 11-26-2008, 05:56 PM Thread Starter
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Holiday Chuckles

I asked Santa for a black Hummer with lots of chrome.. The fucker sent me a crack whore with braces..



Don't be alarmed if you catch Santa jerkin off on your head I told him you all wanted a white Christmas.

Happy Holidays I'm bored..

Ah yes some of you are nuttier than squirrel shit..
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-02-2008, 02:39 PM
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You do know this is the joke forum.... and well jokes are supposed to be funny.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-02-2008, 02:49 PM
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You do know this is the joke forum.... and well jokes are supposed to be funny.


lmao at the quote not the joke

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You do know this is the joke forum.... and well jokes are supposed to be funny.

Actually, I think you're the one who must be lost.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 12-03-2008, 10:01 AM Thread Starter
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You do know this is the joke forum.... and well jokes are supposed to be funny.
Well show us how its done you comic genius. What a fucking douche nozzle.

Ah yes some of you are nuttier than squirrel shit..
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