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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-13-2008, 09:26 AM Thread Starter
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Little boy wants a $100

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President elect Obama, since he is the Messiah.

Mr. Obama was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out.

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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 11-13-2008, 05:16 PM
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thats funny shit

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