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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 09:31 PM Thread Starter
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Man -vs- Woman

A WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair
and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'llmake love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.



A MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

The End

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That's directed at you, UHHHbama
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-12-2008, 09:16 AM
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lol,

No one else finds this humorous?

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LMAO, I love it!

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-12-2008, 12:57 PM
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Daddy always told me to find a deaf-mute woman that had a chain of liquor stores. Or a blind woman that ran a whore-house.
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You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out.

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Bullet sort of looses his grip when he factually gets his ass tore off.
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hilarious.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-13-2008, 05:19 PM
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