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Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane.

Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,

"Such big-shots back there." I could throw all of their butts out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.





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LMAO. Fuck Oprah and her racists ass.
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jokes been done with everyone whos ever been elected or BORN!!
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jokes been done with everyone whos ever been elected or BORN!!
Never been done with me...

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LMAO. Fuck Oprah and her racists ass.

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Oh and add Jamie Foxx in there too.
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