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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 11:37 PM Thread Starter
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Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession
is with getting money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's
name, which is Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession
is drinking. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took
her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick,
this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick
up Peter and Willy from school and go get some dinner."

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