Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the fastest sn95 cobra in garland!!
Fart Football:An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when the oldman passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world wasthat?'
The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.' Five seconds go by and she lets
out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.'
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten
by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'
Looking for a 1986 mustang gt....
1996 Mystic Cobra (Chamillionare) #1224 of 2000
2006 13.50 index Texas Fastest Streetcar Shootout Champion
2008 13.00 index Texas Fastest Streetcar Shootout Runner-up
2008 Champion "Grocery Getter" class at the DFWstangs Summer Cruise
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