You never go full retard
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: back in the gym.
Saturday morning I got early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, and grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 years, replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?'
I still don't know to this day, if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!