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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-23-2008, 11:07 AM Thread Starter
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Fishing

Saturday morning I got early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, and grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years, replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?'

I still don't know to this day, if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-25-2008, 08:01 AM
Which one's the clutch?
 
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made me laugh, well done.

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-25-2008, 08:15 AM
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lmfao
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 07:50 AM
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-27-2008, 11:06 AM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-28-2008, 12:36 PM
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-28-2008, 12:46 PM
 
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haha thank you that just made my day
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-03-2008, 03:44 PM
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