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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 01:40 AM Thread Starter
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Another Obama Joke.....its okay.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old rancher, whose hand
was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and
you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to
begin with'.

meh...
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 02:01 AM
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Hahaha i thought it was pretty funny lol

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No, it's not okay. we've heard this one already. try again

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No, it's not okay. we've heard this one already. try again
Nah we haven't...
https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=366842
https://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=362540
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 09:23 PM Thread Starter
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Damn.....I fell victim to the REPOST NAZI'S??
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