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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 04:54 PM Thread Starter
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Explaining Politics to Kids

A little boy goes to his dad and asks,'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mom is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,
The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government
is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep SHIT!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said,"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land." Now Obama has stolen your shovel..., taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2008, 11:24 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2008, 06:39 AM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2008, 08:05 AM
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lol very true

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-15-2008, 11:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FreightTrain
I'd laugh if it wasn't the truth.

this quote made it funnier!

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Funny, but way too true.
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