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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-11-2008, 06:28 PM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up political joke

Japanese doctor says, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
looking for work in 6 weeks.'

A German doctor says, 'That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four

A British doctor says, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another and have
both of them out looking for work in two weeks.'

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, 'You guys are way
behind. We are about to take a Muslim with no brains, put him in the
White House, and then half the country will be out looking for work in
one week.'

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-12-2008, 12:26 PM
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i was hoping for a joke with a happy ending...

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 10-12-2008, 09:21 PM
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Awesome! Thanks!

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