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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 11:29 PM Thread Starter
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Average Joe vs Hot chick

An average joe walks up to the hottest chick in the bar and tries to start a conversation. She blows him off before he can even introduce himself.

He then asked her if she would sleep with him for 10 million dollars. She blurts out yes without even thinking about it. Joe then asked her if she would sleep with him for 10 bucks.

She gets all pissy again and says, " Hell no, what kind of woman do you think I am." He replied, " We already established the fact that you are a whore, Now we have moved on to negotiating your fee."

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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 11:30 PM
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post #3 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 11:32 PM
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i know her
whats her number
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post #4 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 11:36 PM
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i know her
I think she stole some dude's stuff while he was at work or something.

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post #5 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-03-2008, 09:20 AM
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LMAO, that's fukin hilarious

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post #6 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-05-2008, 07:04 PM
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I laughed.
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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-06-2008, 04:04 PM
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Thats fuckin great

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post #8 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 05:12 PM
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post #9 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 05:18 PM
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ahh sounds like the line from Duece Bigalow, just twisted around a bit.

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post #10 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-08-2008, 05:20 PM
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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-09-2008, 08:14 AM
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Lmao!

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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-11-2008, 09:23 PM
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post #13 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-15-2008, 03:49 PM
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haha..... nice

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post #14 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-15-2008, 08:15 PM
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so so so so true!!!!!
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post #15 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-16-2008, 02:14 PM
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post #16 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-19-2008, 07:58 PM
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I believe we all know her.
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post #18 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-21-2008, 05:30 PM
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What do you mean "you know her"?

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post #19 of 19 (permalink) Old 10-23-2008, 05:10 AM
 
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lol.
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