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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-30-2008, 08:57 AM Thread Starter
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Stop vs slow down.

Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-30-2008, 09:50 AM
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pretty good
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 05:34 PM
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This is a really, really bad repost. It wasn't even funny the first few times around.

Mike, you need to get that stuff off your mind. It's clouding your judgement!
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This is a really, really bad repost. It wasn't even funny the first few times around.

Mike, you need to get that stuff off your mind. It's clouding your judgement!
Jared, you must know every single joke, ever. You say every joke is a repost!!

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 08:09 AM
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Jared, you must know every single joke, ever. You say every joke is a repost!!

I've been on this board for a along time. I've seen a lot of them come and go, and come again, and again, and again...
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 10-02-2008, 10:24 AM
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I've been on this board for a along time. I've seen a lot of them come and go, and come again, and again, and again...
I agree...it's been about 8 months since I have seen a new joke on here and even then it was just a bad joke.
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