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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-22-2008, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana.

They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute while lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Obama for
President?

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-22-2008, 02:29 PM
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I got this one.


REPOST.

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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-22-2008, 05:20 PM
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I got this one.


REPOST.

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-22-2008, 10:12 PM
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How many times has this been posted 3 or 4 times now?

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I'd fuck her and confess my love while using my wife as the mattress.

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-23-2008, 06:37 AM
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How many times has this been posted 3 or 4 time now?

Obviously it was posted by someone else before. 99% of the people who post jokes, dont do it twice.

That would be like you standing around a group of people and a person starting a joke and you saying "How many times have we heard this, 3 or 4 times now?"


We dont need the re-post patrol...
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-24-2008, 09:47 AM
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That would be like you standing around a group of people and a person starting a joke and you saying "How many times have we heard this, 3 or 4 times now?"
Actually, wouldn't it be more like standing around a group of people and hearing that joke told several times from different people standing in that same group and then finally pointing out to the next teller that it's already been told to the group?


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We dont need the re-post patrol...
Look out! It's the repost patrol patrol!
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-25-2008, 04:14 PM
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Look out! It's the repost patrol patrol!
lol

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We dont need the re-post patrol...
Why not

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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 09-26-2008, 03:50 PM
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free post??

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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 12:33 PM
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free post??
I don't think post count changes in this forum.
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 10-01-2008, 12:44 PM
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