Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: the fastest sn95 cobra in garland!!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at
me for staying out so late! His buddy looks at him and says, 'Well,
you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on
the ass and shout, 'WHO'S HORNY' ... And she acts like she is asleep every time.
Looking for a 1986 mustang gt....
1996 Mystic Cobra (Chamillionare) #1224 of 2000
2006 13.50 index Texas Fastest Streetcar Shootout Champion
2008 13.00 index Texas Fastest Streetcar Shootout Runner-up
2008 Champion "Grocery Getter" class at the DFWstangs Summer Cruise
214-881-4030 Car-less Chris Hotline