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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-10-2008, 11:38 AM Thread Starter
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drinking buddies..

Two married buddies are out drinking one night
when one turns to the other and says, 'You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,
I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at
me for staying out so late! His buddy looks at him and says, 'Well,
you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on
the ass and shout, 'WHO'S HORNY' ... And she acts like she is asleep every time.

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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-10-2008, 12:09 PM
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-10-2008, 12:12 PM
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might have to try that next time i go out

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 09-10-2008, 01:57 PM
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