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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-09-2008, 12:17 PM Thread Starter
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Mexican words

I dont think this is really a joke but I couldn't decide where to put it. Sorry if it's a repost but it made me crack a smile.

Sodas - My vieja cooks good and sodas her sister.

Cheese - Maria likes me pero cheese too fat.

Chile - When my wife and I were dating, she was fine, but since
we got married chile herself go.

Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, juarez your problem?
Bish!

Chicken - My wife wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go
herself.

Harrassment - Orale vato my old lady caught me in bed wit my
sancha pero harrasment nothing to me!!!

Water - My vieja gets mad and I dont even know water problem
is.

Brief - My homie farted really bad, and I could not brief.

Mushroom - Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car,
there is not mushroom.

Frito - After arguing with the pinche policia he told me i wuz
frito go.

Wafer - I wanted to go to the movies with my friends, pero los
mensos didn't wafer me.

Liver and Cheese - Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca, I
told him "orale loco liver alone cheese mines"

Chinos- My mom thinks chinos everything! Chinos nothing!

Bishop - We went to the movies and Rosa fell down & I had to
pick the bishop!

Horchata - You can keep talking your crap horchata hell up!

Herpes - Me and my girlfriends ordered some pizza, I got my
piece and she got herpes.

Pikachu - My dad took me and my brothers to payless and told us
to pikachu.

July - You told me you were going to the store and July to me!
Julyer!

Machine gun - I was invited to go play poker with some homies,
pero I didnt go, esos vatos machine gun all my money!!

"Don't be with someone you can live with, be with someone you can't live without"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 09-09-2008, 01:09 PM
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