Disability. - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 11:07 AM Thread Starter
Lifer
 
347Mike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 10,999
Disability.

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Irishman looked across the
restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?'
The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup
of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back.
He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for
a cup of hot tea.
He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 'Is
that Jesus over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of
hot tea, too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from the hood
on crutches.
He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, 'Hey
there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of RC!'
He,too, looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that God's baby boy
over there?'
The waitress nodded again, so the Brotha said to hook Jesus up with a
cold glass of RC, too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, 'For your kindness, you are healed.
' The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, 'For your
kindness, you are healed.
' The Englishman felt his back straightening
up, and he rose up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back
flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood.
The Brotha jumped up
and yelled, 'Slow ya role playa, don't touch me dog, I'm drawin'
disability!!!!!'

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cmarsh93z
Don't Fuck with DFWStangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.
347Mike is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 11:12 AM
que?
 
grove rat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 21,662
hahahaha
grove rat is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 11:43 AM
600 plus a few
 
BottleRocket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Westchester, the best Chester
Posts: 7,278
I lol'd

Buy my car! https://www.dfwstangs.net/classifieds...product=124819



some people are like slinkies; they're completely useless, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
BottleRocket is offline  
 
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 11:44 AM
Sure Shot
 
97blkpny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: in the duck blind...
Posts: 3,353
You gave away the punchline in the title! Still pretty funny.

97blkpny is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 12:51 PM
Time Served
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Fort Worth
Posts: 579
lol
mightyp is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-08-2008, 01:47 PM
yes, jluv
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 17,073
Oh gosh! Laughing out loud! Those silly brothers from the neighborhood! Crazy guys!
jluv is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome