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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-03-2008, 11:07 PM Thread Starter
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Unhappy gay pickup line

next time you're at the gay bar try this




"hey, can i push up your stool?"

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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 04:20 AM
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(crickets chirping)

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ive never been good at keeping directions i believe schedules are one of lifes worst infections


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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 09:32 AM
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yea i dont go to gay bars......you can keep that line alll to yourself...prolly gonna be better for you

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yea i dont go to gay bars......you can keep that line alll to yourself...prolly gonna be better for you
It applies to womenz, too!


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what the..........

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How did the line work out for you?
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 12:22 PM
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Crossfit.com <--- no wimps allowed
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(crickets chirping)
meh, you kinda butchered that..
It's either:

"Crickets"

or in your case you could have given a simple: "Chirp-chirp"

The chirping is implied, and to actually type 'crickets chirping' takes the fun out of it.

(-- Cricket police. kthxbai
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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 01:16 PM Thread Starter
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I thought it was funny but whatever. thanks, i've been waiting on that shipment of fail for a while, i'll go ahead and leave feedback.

95' drop top, lowered, systemax heads, bbk exhaust, msd 6al, 65mm tb, pullies, cobra intake, 3.73's and more to come. 14.6 @ 96mph before 3550 and intake swap

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post #12 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 01:44 PM
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next time you're at the gay bar try this




"hey, can i push up your stool?"

so you go to gays bars?!?!?!?
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next time you're at the gay bar try this

"hey, can i push up your stool?"
Maybe you know the answer to this then...
What's the difference between a fag and a refrigerator?

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THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU PULL YOUR MEAT OUT!!!

Thanks a bunch, I'll be here all week!

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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 02:32 PM
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THE REFRIGERATOR DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU PULL YOUR MEAT OUT!!!

Thanks a bunch, I'll be here all week!

Wow, that is great!! I laughed pretty hard. Thanks for a bright spot in my day.

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