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Spanish words got from another site.

1. Cheese

The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito

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Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.



2. Mushroom

When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. Shoulder

My sister wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I

shoulder.


4. TEXAS

My mama always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. Herpes

Me and my friend we ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.


6. July

Ju told me ju were going to tha store and
July to me! Julyer!


7. Rectum
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


8. Juarez

'One day my grandmother she slapped me and I said juarez your problem?'


9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.


10. Wheelchair

We only have one enchilada left but don't worry wheelchair


11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing


12. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her 'honey
harassment nothing to me'


13. Bishop

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the
bishop


14. Body wash

I want to go out dancing but no body wash my kids
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Is that messican Ebonics?
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liver and cheese

I walked in the house and saw some guy banging maria and said "liver alone, cheese my sister"

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12. Harassment

My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her 'honey
harassment nothing to me'




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ha, that's pretty good.

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