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Stuck in traffic....

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone
giving?'


'About a gallon.'
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'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-04-2008, 08:55 AM
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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-05-2008, 09:28 AM
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I thought it was funny.
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Wink

Definately better than the last four I gave my time to.. and to think I was about ready to just give up..

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was hoping for a better punch line
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 09-08-2008, 08:35 PM
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throw mccain in and i will laugh
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throw mccain in and i will laugh

No wonder you don't get it.
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No wonder you don't get it.
No, I get it... I just don't see burning Obama nearly as funny as I do burning Mccain
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No, I get it... I just don't see burning Obama nearly as funny as I do burning Mccain


Then I'd say add you to the list of burnees. Just sayin....
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Then I'd say add you to the list of burnees. Just sayin....
Nicely put, take after Mccain with the slams. Anyone that is proposing a 425-480 Billion$ budget, I will not support. Just sayin....
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Nicely put, take after Mccain with the slams. Anyone that is proposing a 425-480 Billion$ budget, I will not support. Just sayin....

Take after McCain with the slams?


Obama's the one that called Palin a pig with lipstick.

I'm done. The political forum is best suited for this.
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Take after McCain with the slams?


Obama's the one that called Palin a pig with lipstick.

I'm done. The political forum is best suited for this.
You can't be serious? He neverput a name to anything and simply used it as a reference. Besides, Obama has praised the man many times and in return has gotten slammed repeatedly
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You can't be serious? He neverput a name to anything and simply used it as a reference. Besides, Obama has praised the man many times and in return has gotten slammed repeatedly
Obama shouldn't be such a douchebag; then he wouldn't find himself the victim of slams directed at douchebags nearly as often.


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