Stuck in traffic....
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson
and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone
'About a gallon.'