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Oh noes!!!!!!! Bedroom Joke

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend ..
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just
stroking his privates, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing
that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-22-2008, 11:13 AM
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Lol.
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you know that goofy tasting saliva you get in your mouth and throat before you vomit?

I was just there.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny!!!

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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-24-2008, 02:29 AM
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hahaha that would suck to be that guy!
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It's not gay if she doesn't have it anymore!


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Women: vaginal life support.
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That is fucking awesome. I would have fucking flipped out!
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hahahaha
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SICK, and glad i've never been there. At least as far as I know
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It's not gay if she doesn't have it anymore!
Whatever makes you sleep at night, Tony.
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Telling myself that works better than Ambien!


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Awesome, at least he knows how to pleasure his man.




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It's not gay if she doesn't have it anymore!

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