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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 01:19 PM Thread Starter
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Barrack Obama Joke

Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who
were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered
the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '

Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special
Senator's airplane.

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan

Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan
sign them!'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built in TV and stereo headset!'

Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't
look like you're handicapped.'

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your
ass from drowning!'
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You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out.

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Bullet sort of looses his grip when he factually gets his ass tore off.
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