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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-19-2008, 06:30 PM
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A taxidermist

A taxidermist went to Alabama to visit a client. He stopped at a local bar for a drink. The bartender quickly singled him out and asked him, "You ain't from around these parts are ya?"
He replied "No. I'm a taxidermist from Ohio.
The dumb beer slinger asked him, "What's a Tax-ee-derm-ist?"
"I stuff and mount dead animals." He said
"it's OK, boys," shouted the barkeep to the other patrons, "He one of us."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 03:13 PM
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rednecks have sex with animals? Is that the joke?
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rednecks have sex with animals? Is that the joke?
I think that's the idea.

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 05:16 PM
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ok, that one was dumb
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