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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 09:54 AM Thread Starter
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10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wonʼt admit
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal..

10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldnt be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor d oesnt know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 10:55 AM
 
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 06:37 PM
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post #7 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-17-2008, 02:08 PM
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A Chicken is a pet. LMAO



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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-17-2008, 02:29 PM
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-18-2008, 07:12 PM
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that was funny but the 5 year old in stroller would definatly be under the mexicans not understanding. I have seen it time and time again. wtf
the kid is 5 and weighs 200 plus pound and in a stroller. If my kid was like this i would be in the stroller and they would be pushing me back and forth to work which is about 50 miles one way.
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2008, 07:55 PM
 
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I don't think the first ten were accurate, but the rest are hilarious......
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-20-2008, 01:53 AM
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the kid is 5 and weighs 200 plus pound and in a stroller.
Is that an exaggeration, or are you just stupid?


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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-20-2008, 08:35 AM
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A Chicken is a pet. LMAO
My wife has about 15 of the damned things as pets. Sucks balls as I'm not allowed to cook 'em...
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-20-2008, 11:39 AM
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9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away

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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-20-2008, 11:52 AM
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My wife has about 15 of the damned things as pets. Sucks balls as I'm not allowed to cook 'em...
Can you sell them to other people as "pets?" I'll invite you over for some smoked food about a week later.

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Lmao! :d
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-21-2008, 12:12 AM
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