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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 10:22 AM Thread Starter
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the calf

A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.

The man thought to himself, "Great. He's four and I'm gonna have to
start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun - I'll just
let him ask, and I'll answer."

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
"Well son, do you have any questions?"

"Just one," gasped the still wide-eyed lad.

"How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 03:38 PM
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-19-2008, 01:55 PM
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