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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 09:42 AM Thread Starter
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You dont know sh!$

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 09:58 AM
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 10:47 AM
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LOL nice!! I'm sharin' this
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LMAO, that was good

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