Just a few (may be offesnsive)
Little timmy is walking down the street with his frog, flat as a pancake, on a leash
he walks up to a whore house and knocks on the door
the mistress answers and says can i help you little boy
he says " yes i would like to purchase what you sell here"
the mistress says " i dont think you know what goes on here and i can't help you
Timmy says" well my dad is chief of police and would love to know about this place"
so the mistress lets him in
with out hesitation timmmy says "i want a diseased girl
the mistress confused points him upstairs
a few moments later timmy comes down and the mistress asks him "Timmy, why did you want a diseased girl"
Timmy says" well you see im going to go home and the baby sitter is going to come over and im going to fuck her then daddy is going to take her home and he is going to fuck her too, then when daddy gets home he's going to fuck mommy. then in the morning mommy is going to fuck the milk man, AND THATS THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO RAN OVER MY FROG"
I was driving throught the parking lot at work when i hit this car backing out
a little dwarf got out and looked at his car then me and said
"I'm not happy"
so I asked
"Which one are you?"
Little timmy gets home from school and runs in the house yelling "Mommy, guess what i did at school today?"
she says "what?"
he says " i had sex"
she gets mad and sends him to his room
later on dad gets home and mom says
"do you know what your son did at school today?"
he unwillingly asks
and she tells him
with a mad look on his a face and a proud feeling inside he goes to his sons room to ask him about it
his son tells him what he did and the father tells him to stay in his room for the night and act sorry when he comes down in the morning
the next day dad tells everyone at work
"man my son is in kindergarden and he is already bagging chicks, damn"
the father comes home after work and says "timmy, what did you do at school today?"
Tommy replies"Not much, jus told chris not today my butt hurts"