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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:37 PM Thread Starter
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Was this you Undertaker?

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and th at she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, ' it cos t nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'





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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:38 PM
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funny....again. Repost
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:40 PM
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I lol'd.......also waiting for the "wrong forum asshole" comment.
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:47 PM
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Not where I thought this was heading, considering Geor's thread.
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:50 PM
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this would have been more funny if it had been posted in the correct forum.



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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:51 PM
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Now that is a women that can think on her head.
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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-28-2008, 09:58 PM Thread Starter
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I lol'd.......also waiting for the "wrong forum asshole" comment.
There was a reason for posting it in here.

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this would have been more funny if it had been posted in the correct forum.
I couldn't recall her posting in the jokes forum and I wanted to make sure she saw it.





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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-29-2008, 04:23 AM
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lol, i didnt see that one coming.

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Now that is a women that can think on their heads.

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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-29-2008, 08:19 PM
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I thought it was gonna be the "she got a bill every month for the next 6 months for the rental of the suit" version.

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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-30-2008, 01:07 PM
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