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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-21-2008, 07:36 PM Thread Starter
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Texas pecans in the cemetary

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old Pecan tree just
inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts
and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One
for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,' said one boy.
Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding
along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices
from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he
heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.'
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just
around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here
quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord
are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls.' The man said, 'Beat it
kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted
though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they
heard, 'One for you, one for me One for you, one for me...'
The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if
we can see the Lord.' Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence,
yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the
wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a
glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's
all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done.'

They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the kid
on the bike.

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I got this in an email from my Dad. Usually they are pretty lame, I thought this one was sorta funny.

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