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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-05-2008, 06:18 PM Thread Starter
 
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I know this is the joke section but.....

This really did happen to me Feb 16 2006 on I-95 S. In Wilmington, Delaware.

I was going to my girlfriends house at about 2:30 in the morning. She lived about 35min south of me as I lived in Philly and she lived in wilmington. Anyway we had been talking on the phone when she decided to tell me that her friend Shannon had talked her into letting her join us (Threesome) and wanted to know my thoughts.... After I talked to her a bit to find out if it was a trap I told her I was on my way. I jumped on the highway and started doing between 100-115 figuring id get there before she changed her mind. Dont worry the road was pretty much empty.

Heres where it gets funnythis really happened)

I had just crossed statelines into Delaware when a state Police officer pulled me over and approached my car at gun point, After getting me out and frisking me he proceeded to make the comment in the most cliche country accent you can imagine, Boy I been waiting for someone like you all day long...... Well I figured I was going to jail so I responded, Sorry to keep you waiting I got here as fast as I could.

He laughed so damn hard he let me go with a warning and told me I made his night.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-05-2008, 06:38 PM
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This really did happen to me Feb 16 2006 on I-95 S. In Wilmington, Delaware.

I was going to my girlfriends house at about 2:30 in the morning. She lived about 35min south of me as I lived in Philly and she lived in wilmington. Anyway we had been talking on the phone when she decided to tell me that her friend Shannon had talked her into letting her join us (Threesome) and wanted to know my thoughts.... After I talked to her a bit to find out if it was a trap I told her I was on my way. I jumped on the highway and started doing between 100-115 figuring id get there before she changed her mind. Dont worry the road was pretty much empty.

Heres where it gets funnythis really happened)

I had just crossed statelines into Delaware when a state Police officer pulled me over and approached my car at gun point, After getting me out and frisking me he proceeded to make the comment in the most cliche country accent you can imagine, Boy I been waiting for someone like you all day long...... Well I figured I was going to jail so I responded, Sorry to keep you waiting I got here as fast as I could.

He laughed so damn hard he let me go with a warning and told me I made his night.
lol...that's badass. I wish i Could get officers like this. My last run in with the law was terrible, and I Thought for sure I Was going to jail for false felony charges, but I Guess the officer was just trying to scare us for being a buncha partying college kids, or they were precticing their interrogation skills on some youngsters that did nothing. haha...either way i got off and learned not to argue

How old where you when this happened?
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-05-2008, 07:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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Only 21, My friend got one better. A cop pulled mike over and his second question after his request for liscense and registration was do you know why I pulled you over.

Mike said, Im guessing you couldnt smell the doughnuts in the trunk so must be that you want me to buy tickets to the Officers Ball.

(Stupid ass cop stated this to the word.) Son, stop being a smart ass or ill cuff you and charge you for disorderly conduct Second you think your so smart but Officers Don't Have Balls....

Mike said he laughed so hard when the cop said officers dont have balls he pissed himself. Needless to say the cop was pissed and sighted him with everything from a cracked headlight to wreckless driving ( For Speeding 10 Over).

That joke cost him nearly $650 in fines
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-07-2008, 12:48 PM
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I have heard both of these before. Get original.

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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-07-2008, 09:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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Hmmmm. As I never posted this before im guessing you have not heard these before. Nice try though.
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I have heard both of these before. Get original.

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I got pulled over last night coming back from Mexico. It was monsooning right before Tucson and all the traffic was going maaaybe 45 mph in a 75 zone..
I passed by a row of cars doing about 60...one of them happened to be a cop.

Fucking bastard pulled me over just to tell me to slow down.
I told him I'm from Portland and this is a normal winter sunday drive...he laughed and said ok...well then just slow it down.
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-07-2008, 10:42 PM
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Hmmmm. As I never posted this before im guessing you have not heard these before. Nice try though.
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the only time i ever had a girlfriend call and say she had a girlfriend who wanted to join us i threw the damn chain on my bike trying to get over there

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-09-2008, 07:53 AM
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I crossed the road to get to the other side. No shit.

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