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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-29-2008, 11:34 PM Thread Starter
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> > When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.
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> > Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
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> > I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
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> > The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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> > Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-29-2008, 11:44 PM
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i chuckled - briefly
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i chuckled - briefly
Kinda hard to top A drunk and his clock!
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Kinda hard to top A drunk and his clock!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 06-30-2008, 10:48 AM
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No change in facial expression the entire time i was reading that.

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No change in facial expression the entire time i was reading that.
Same here. Damn truth hurts. Guess thats why I'm not married.....anymore!

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