Bubba goes to a Revival
Bubba goes to a religious revival held in a tent, and listens to the fire and brimstone minister. After awhile, the minister asks anyone with needs to come forward to the front at the altar to be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line, and when it's his turn, the minister asks: 'Bubba, What do you want me to pray about for you?'
Bubba replies, 'Reverend, I need you to pray for my hearing.' The minister puts one finger in Bubba's ear, and places the other hand on top of Bubba's head, then he prays and prays and prays.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands, stands back and asks Bubba, 'Bubba how is your hearing now?'
Bubba says, 'I don't know, Reverend - it ain't 'til next Wednesday!'