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some jokes i found!!!! pretty funny

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.

A bloke notices this strange fact and goes over to him and asks;

"Hey man, why the steering wheel on your crotch?"

The pirate replies;

"Aaarrhh! It's driving me nuts!"

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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

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LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA FARM KID AT A

MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT





Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up Quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first Because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.






Your loving daughter, Mary Lou

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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me that he thinks you're really cute!"

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Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping
business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built
a huge platform, and opened for business.

By noon the first day, they both noticed that while everyone was
watching, no one was buying tickets.

Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun
it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.

John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw
that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed.

John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several
bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds.

The third time down and back up, and he had several open wounds, a
broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.

Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the
world was going on.

John replied, 'I'm not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?'

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycles, eh?!"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
road?!"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?"


God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God. "Hold on." God
went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for
the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours."

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First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with
the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by
telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important
qualities as a doctor "The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the human body".

To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the
corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for
several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second
most important quality is observation." "I stuck in my middle finger and
sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

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Bill rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name
on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out
of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the
young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her
robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the
robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in
my apartment, I hear someone coming." He proceeds with her into the
apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her
robe to fall off completely.

Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?" The flustered, embarrassed, Bill stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't
sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns - they are firm and don't sag, and I
have NO cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars!

Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?" Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

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A father watched his precious 6 yr old daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

Well, we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden."

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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it . She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

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Daddy Phones Home

Hi, Honey, this is Daddy. Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle TZ."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an
Uncle TZ."

"Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy,
right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then, here's what I want you do. Put down the
phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mommy and Uncle TZ that Daddy's car just pulled up the
driveway."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the
phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over
the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's
all dead."

"Oh my God! And what about your Uncle TZ?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too 'cause he was
all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the
swimming pool. But he must have forgotten that last week you
took out all the water out to clean it. So he hit the bottom
of the swimming pool and now he's all dead, too."

There was a long pause on the phone.

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 867-5309?"

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dear dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Mariel and she is so nice-even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Mariel said that we will be very happy.

Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Mariel taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Mariel can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

Tom

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . Alot cheaper than
a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water
softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with
anti-fungal shampoo.
(Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't
yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
elbow will never
get better!

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you read all of them
yeah i have 8 hrs to kill at work so i read all, some i have heard b4 but not all
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch.

A bloke notices this strange fact and goes over to him and asks;

"Hey man, why the steering wheel on your crotch?"

The pirate replies;

"Aaarrhh! It's driving me nuts!"
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.

I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it . She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

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The last two definitely made me laugh; good find.

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Heard this on XM Comedy yesterday.

George Carlin "Do you know why red necks fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? The sheep will push back."

LOL fucking greatness. RIP George.

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Heard this on XM Comedy yesterday.

George Carlin "Do you know why red necks fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? The sheep will push back."

LOL fucking greatness. RIP George.
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A father watched his precious 6 yr old daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

Well, we're not having any of that queer shit in our garden."


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