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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-19-2008, 02:35 PM Thread Starter
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Thumbs up *lord, They're Finally Together..... *

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

She finally died after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ' Lord, they're finally together.'

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, 'Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? '

The friend replied, ' I think he means her legs.'



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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 06-20-2008, 03:24 AM
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I think he means her legs



you mean her worn out twot

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